"People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it’s true, or because they are afraid it might be true."

"Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie."

"That's grain, it's supposed to be there"

"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."--Dr. Peter Venkman (played by Bill Murray) in the movie Ghostbusters

Snobby lady to a drunk Winston Churchill.

"Sir, you are drunk!"

"And Madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I will be sober"

"It wasn't stealing it was borrowing without asking!"

"Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil! Leo Burnett..."

"Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one!"

"Why so british?"

"None of us are virgins, for life has screwed us all"

"That which doesn't kill you, merely postpones the inevitable"

Oh and how could I forget "42" and "smeg head".

Never rub another man's rhubarb.

"Remember, free of everything. You are bound by Nothing."

"Out by 16, or dead at the scene, together forever." -Gingersnaps

"In its world of complete darkness, it has no shadows to fear."

"Those who fear the darkness, have never seen what the light can do."

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